I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
fuck the system
i was washing dishes the other day and i got so into it i felt like a 50s housewife and halfway through i became overwhelmed with the thought that i had to cook dinner and pick the kids up from school but then i remembered that i’m a nineteen-year-old gay boy
so my baby nephew just pointed at the wireless router and said “what dat emmie?”
and I said “that’s the internet!” because I didn’t really know how to explain it
and then he kissed it
the child is the chosen one