I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
fuck the system
(via averybusyperson)
i was washing dishes the other day and i got so into it i felt like a 50s housewife and halfway through i became overwhelmed with the thought that i had to cook dinner and pick the kids up from school but then i remembered that i’m a nineteen-year-old gay boy
(via stargateatlantisboy)
so my baby nephew just pointed at the wireless router and said “what dat emmie?”
and I said “that’s the internet!” because I didn’t really know how to explain it
and then he kissed it
the child is the chosen one
(via awesomephilia)
A’capella cover, huh… we’ll see about th… …
Gave m goosebumps!
REBLOGED AFTER THE FIRST 5 SECONDS OMG
(via awkwardcabbages)
Are we just gonna ignore how Zooey Deschanel aged 50 years in that second gif or what
IM SCREAMING
IM STILL SCREAMING
IM CRYING THIS IS SO HILARIOUS I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OMG
(Source: flawlesszooey, via awkwardcabbages)
I’ve reblogged this 18 times, but i literally lose my breathe when i see this. This moment made me feel something so special inside and I have promised myself i will reblog it every time i see it on my dash <3
(via projectchrome)
(Source: just-his-angel, via ju5td01t)
